"WHO ARE YOU"

Welcome to Season 3 of SolarVivor: Japan!

[14:28]  This time, we're bringing fifteen new competitors to the sacred location!

[14:29]  They will be split into two different tribes, and look to compete for one million dollars!

[14:29]  Moo

[14:29]  It'll be the most dramatic season... ever!

[14:29]  *throws moo away*

[14:29]  Let's meet our cast now... Hudson!

[14:29]  H: G'day mates.

[14:29]  Wrong season!

[14:29]  You belonged on last season!

[14:29]  Moogega!

[14:29]  H: Oh well.

[14:30]  Moo

[14:30]  Wow.

[14:30]  Clover!

[14:30]  Hi peasents

[14:30]  Kim!

[14:30] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Me?

[14:30] <Host_KimK_Stewar> A peasant?

[14:30] <Host_KimK_Stewar> As if!

[14:30] <Clover> Rot in hell

[14:30] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Wtf is Kim Kardashion doing here.

[14:30] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Anyway

[14:30] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Jingles@

[14:30] <Moogega> Moo @Clover

[14:30] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Jingles?

[14:31] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Mikayla!!!

[14:31] <Clover> ...uh thanks?

[14:31] <Mikayla_Brendan> I'm so happy to be here!

[14:31] <Jingles_THE> Jingles: OMG WHAT IS UP GUYS!?

[14:31] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Welcome... Casey and Lacey!

[14:31] <Clover> Grrr

[14:31] <Casey|Lacey> L: Why did I audition again?

[14:31] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Because it's fun! Duh!

[14:31] <Casey|Lacey> C: ...okay.

[14:32] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Wimps. >.>

[14:32] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Stewart!

[14:32] <Moogega> Moo

[14:32] <Casey|Lacey> C: I'll take your word for it.

[14:32] <Host_KimK_Stewar> *violently shakes Casey* WHERE ARE WE

[14:32] <Host_KimK_Stewar> WHAT AM I DOING HERE

[14:32] <Host_KimK_Stewar> oK...

[14:32] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Brendan!

[14:32] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: There's no signal here. Are you sure there's Wi-Fi?

[14:32] <Casey|Lacey> L: You're such a pushover.

[14:32] <Host_KimK_Stewar> No Wi-Fi here, bro!

[14:32] <Moogega> Moo

[14:32] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Welcome... THE?

[14:32] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: NOOOOOO!!

[14:33] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: What a wonderful name!

[14:33] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Alexander.

[14:33] <Alexander_Hudson> A: Uh.......h-hi..........

[14:33] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: THERE'S NO WI-FI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[14:33] <Host_KimK_Stewar> *shakes Alex* WHO ARE YOU

[14:33] <Host_KimK_Stewar> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TOME

[14:33] <Moogega> Moo

[14:33] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Ok.

[14:34] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Cero!

C: Hola!

[14:34] <Host_KimK_Stewar> And... Bro! Everyone's bro!

[14:34] <Host_KimK_Stewar> That's all fifteen of ya, right?

[14:34] <CeroSombrero_Bro> C: Voy a matar a todos en su sueño

[14:34] <CeroSombrero_Bro> BRo: Wazzup?

[14:34] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Fifteen as in days? ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY MARRAGE?

[14:35] <Host_KimK_Stewar> *marriage

[14:35] <Host_KimK_Stewar> D:

[14:35] <Casey|Lacey> L: Wasn't that seventy-five days?

[14:35] <Moogega> Moo

[14:35] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: It's not like you reached the anniversary mark.

[14:35] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Whatever.

[14:35] <Host_KimK_Stewar> I'm famous, you're not.

[14:35] <Clover> Please crawl under a rock and stay there for a few months @Kim K

[14:35] <Casey|Lacey> With Chris/Kris/Krys Humphries or whoever>

[14:35] <Jingles_THE> The: There's me but, who cares?

[14:35] <Casey|Lacey> ?*

[14:35] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: Dudes, who brought the kegs?

[14:35] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Yeah, no one does care.

[14:35] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Exactly.

[14:36] <Host_KimK_Stewar> So, here's our first challenge, but let me announce three things!

[14:36] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: I don't think Kim's marriage was that unhealthy!

[14:36] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Ty

[14:36] <Host_KimK_Stewar> 1st... Redemption Island is returning!

[14:36] <Moogega> !

[14:36] <Host_KimK_Stewar> All losers have a shot back into the game!

[14:36] <Moogega> Moo!

[14:36] <Yes-Man> You will be divided into THREE tribes!

[14:36] <Moogega> Moo!

[14:36] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: WTF is that? Some video game?

[14:36] <Host_KimK_Stewar> HEY YES MAN, DON'T STILL MAH THUNDER

[14:36] <Moogega> Moo!

[14:36] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: But, you said two, earlier.

[14:36] <Host_KimK_Stewar> As my cohost said, three tribes which I will move onto later

[14:36] <Yes-Man> Thunder already stolen!

[14:36] <Jingles_THE> MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

[14:36] <Host_KimK_Stewar> ALSO...

[14:36] <Moogega> Moo!

[14:37] <Yes-Man> Maybe they should make a movie about me! The Thunder Thief!

[14:37] <Jingles_THE> >.>

[14:37] <Host_KimK_Stewar> There will be an immunity idol randomly hidden in camp which I will explain soon!

[14:37] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: Don't you mean the Lightning Thief?

[14:37] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: Like Percy Jackson?

[14:37] <Yes-Man> IT'S A PARODY

[14:37] <Yes-Man> @Mik

[14:37] <Casey|Lacey> L: Losers >.>

[14:37] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: Oh, well I would want to watch it!

[14:37] <CeroSombrero_Bro> C: Ir podredumbre en un contenedor de basura

[14:37] <Host_KimK_Stewar> (To win the idol, pick a number between 1-15, and pm it to me and you secretly get it)

[14:37] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Now, for the challenge.

[14:38] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: You're one. @Lacey

[14:38] <Host_KimK_Stewar> This will be a simple one, with three winners who schoolyard style pick the teams.

[14:38] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: I'm always picked last..

[14:38] <Casey|Lacey> L: Me, definitely.

<Host_KimK_Stewar> So...

[14:38] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: Awesome!

[14:38] <Moogega> Moo!

[14:38] <Clover> Oh hey host

[14:39] <Host_KimK_Stewar> The challenge is... Tell me your favourite thing about Japan! Best three win!

[14:39] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Um, there's a lot of rich guys I can mooch of.

[14:39] <Clover> nvm

[14:39] <Host_KimK_Stewar> I mean.

[14:39] <Host_KimK_Stewar> I could get married there!

[14:39] <Jingles_THE> Jingles: MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT JAPAN IS THAT IT'S SO PURTY!

[14:39] <Casey|Lacey> L: Japan! Tokyo! Anime. >.>

[14:39] <Jingles_THE> THE: MY FAVE THING IS TOTES ANIME! :D

[14:39] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: I love their plant life here. Cherry blossom trees are mt favorite!

[14:39] <Clover> Anime is <3

[14:39] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: Their anime babes.

[14:39] <Alexander_Hudson> A: Festivities?

[14:40] <Casey|Lacey> Are you kidding me? Japan is amazing! The capital is marvelous, with bright lights everywhere!

[14:40] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: And real babes.

[14:40] <Casey|Lacey> C:*

[14:40] <CeroSombrero_Bro> C: How close everyone here lives together.

[14:40] <Casey|Lacey> They've made many advancements in gaming and technology, it's endless!

[14:40] <Moogega> Moo!

[14:40] <Alexander_Hudson> H: Their cuisine?

[14:40] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: I love their fashionable kimonos!

[14:40] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Casey is the first one with immunity!

[14:40] <Host_KimK_Stewar> *wrong font

[14:40] <Casey|Lacey> C: Their food...sushi is amazing.

[14:40] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: The alcohol, the parties, the geisha, whatever those crazy dudes slipped me last night.

[14:41] <Clover> The language!

[14:41] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Bro gets immunity, alogn with Mikayla!

[14:41] <Clover> Japanise<3

[14:41] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: Yes! Thank you so much! Great job to everyone else!

[14:41] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: Yeah, dudes!

[14:41] <Casey|Lacey> L: I mean, their cuisine is great. Sushi...all types of rolls. From fish to no fish, there's stuff in or on everything.

[14:41] <Clover> You got something against Japanese Language?

[14:41] <Clover> :O

[14:41] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: Psh, no one loves the game babes.

[14:42] <Host_KimK_Stewar> So, Casey, Bro and Mikayla.

[14:42] <Jingles_THE> JINGLES: JAPAN IS PURTY! :D

[14:42] <Moogega> MOOOOOOOO

[14:42] * Moogega charges in rage

[14:42] <Host_KimK_Stewar> You will pick your team schoolyard style

[14:42] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: Wazzup?

[14:42] <Host_KimK_Stewar> But first, you three must think of the name for your teams individually

[14:42] <Moogega> Moo!

[14:42] <Moogega> Moo moo moo

[14:43] <Casey|Lacey> Since this is Japan, Tokyoan.

[14:43] <Host_KimK_Stewar> ok...

[14:43] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Bro?

[14:43] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Mikayla?

[14:43] <Mikayla_Brendan> Shingeki

[14:43] <Casey|Lacey> C: What? Don't judge me >.>

[14:43] <Mikayla_Brendan> *M:

[14:43] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Whatever Casey.

[14:44] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: Uhh...

[14:44] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: Bropan? XD

[14:44] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: Yeah, what he said!

ok

[14:44] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: YEAH!

[14:44] <Moogega> Moo

[14:44] <Host_KimK_Stewar> You three must now pick one member at a time, in the order of Casey, Bro and Mikayla

[14:44] * Moogega notices no one is paying attention to itself, and rams full on into Kim Kardashian

[14:45] <Casey|Lacey> C: Lacey.

[14:45] <Host_KimK_Stewar> MY THIRD BABY! D:

[14:45] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: Brendan!

[14:45] <Clover> Guess what?

[14:45] <Host_KimK_Stewar> no one cares Clover

[14:45] <Clover> Moogega was going in the direction "North West"

[14:45] <Clover> :)

[14:45] <CeroSombrero_Bro> C: Que?

[14:45] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: YEAH!

[14:45] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Shut up!

[14:45] <Moogega> Moo!

[14:45] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Me and Kanye are going strong!

[14:46] <Casey|Lacey> C: Hurry up and choose, Mikayla.

[14:46] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: Hmm.. Alex.

[14:46] <Host_KimK_Stewar> K

[14:46] <Casey|Lacey> (conf) Even if I am generous, I'm impatient enough >.>

[14:46] <Host_KimK_Stewar> What about me? I'm famous!

[14:46] * Clover plays with her hair

[14:46] <Casey|Lacey> C: Alexander.

[14:46] <Host_KimK_Stewar> *violently shakes Kim* DO YOU HAVE A COMPASS.

[14:46] <Moogega> Moo

[14:46] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Mikayla chose alex

[14:46] <CeroSombrero_Bro> C: Si

[14:46] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: Stealer.

[14:47] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: But it's okay!

[14:47] <Casey|Lacey> C: Excuse you. Hudson.

[14:47] <Alexander_Hudson> A: Oh right, thank you Mikayla. I th-think. *scared for no reason*

[14:47] <Host_KimK_Stewar> k

[14:47] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Bro?

[14:47] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: No problem. *pats Alex's back*

[14:47] <Clover> If you don't pick me I will kill all of you

[14:47] <Casey|Lacey> L: If you dare choose Clover or Kim Kardashian I will consider you insane, brother.

[14:47] <Clover> I WAS A TOTALLY SPY!

[14:47] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Hey. >.>

[14:48] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: That hotchick, I think her name is The or something.

[14:48] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Cutie, pick me! Not The!

[14:48] <Clover> I WORKED AT WOOP

[14:48] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Ugh!

[14:48] <Clover> WHOOP*

[14:48] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: Clover. *smiles*

[14:48] <Host_KimK_Stewar> The is on team Bropan!

[14:48] * Clover smiles

[14:48] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Casey?

[14:48] * CeroSombrero_Bro C: smiles wider

[14:48] <Host_KimK_Stewar> *shakes Casey* WHY ARE THERE TEAMS?

[14:48] <Clover> Where is Sam and Alex when you need them

[14:48] <Casey|Lacey> C: Hm. I choose...Jingles.

[14:48] <Moogega> Moo

[14:49] * Moogega cries

[14:49] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Bro?

[14:49] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Pick me, honey!

[14:49] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: (CONF) I don't know what's wrong with me and Casey. I'm sweet and she's generous. Isn't that supposed to click?

Bro: Fine, KimK

[14:49] * Moogega loudly sobs

[14:49] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: Join the party!

[14:49] <Casey|Lacey> (He**************)

[14:49] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Yay!

[14:49] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Bad choice, Bro.

[14:49] <Casey|Lacey> (Not she; he)

[14:49] <Host_KimK_Stewar> mikayla?

[14:49] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: Cero.

[14:49] <Host_KimK_Stewar> ok

[14:50] * Moogega sniffles then sobs even louder, the ground begins to shake

[14:50] * CeroSombrero_Bro Bro: *shrugs*

[14:50] <Casey|Lacey> C: *sigh* Moogega.

[14:50] <CeroSombrero_Bro> C: Ole!

[14:50] <Clover> Lol the cow can make earthquakes by crying

[14:50] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Moogega, Stewart and someone else still need to be picked...

[14:50] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: Ole! Eat shit.

[14:50] * CeroSombrero_Bro C: *laughs*

[14:50] <Host_KimK_Stewar> *shakes moogega*

[14:50] <Host_KimK_Stewar> WHAT IS HAPPENING

[14:50] <Casey|Lacey> C: Yes-Man too.

[14:50] * Moogega jumps up and down excitedly, making the ground shake

[14:50] <Yes-Man> What?

[14:50] <Moogega> Moo! :)

[14:50] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Yes-Man is the co-host

[14:50] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: Uhh....

[14:51] <Host_KimK_Stewar> I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT

[14:51] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: Yes-Man, come over here, dude!

[14:51] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Oh, never mind

[14:51] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: Stewart! You're in my team!

[14:51] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Just realised that there are fourteen... so, that means Team Shingeki has a disadvantage! xDDDD

[14:52] <Mikayla_Brendan> Hey!

[14:52] <Moogega> Moo

[14:52] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: Why us?

[14:52] <Host_KimK_Stewar> I miscounted.

[14:52] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: Alright, so come over here, Stewart!

[14:52] <Host_KimK_Stewar> But, you guys are automatically safe from elimination.

[14:52] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: I picked Stewart, first!

[14:52] <Moogega> (Also, can you update the header with the teams?)

[14:52] <Host_KimK_Stewar> *walks to Bro and shakes his shoulders* WHY DID YOU PICK ME

[14:52] <Mikayla_Brendan> M:Okay, then. That's fair!

[14:52] <Moogega> Moo

[14:52] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: *pulls Bro away*

[14:52] <Host_KimK_Stewar> (JUST A TEST)

[14:53] <Host_KimK_Stewar> +o Host_KimK_Stewart

[14:53] <Host_KimK_Stewar> there we go

[14:53] <Host_KimK_Stewar> nope

[14:53] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: thanks, bro.

[14:53] <Jingles_THE> nop

[14:53] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: Don't mention it, bro.

[14:54] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Alright, to determine which team survives elimination out Bropan and Tokyoan

[14:54] <Moogega> ( #Shineki #Tokyoan Go to your teams)

[14:54] <CeroSombrero_Bro> C: Ole, compadres! *hugs teammates*

[14:54] <Host_KimK_Stewar> The challenge will be done by the captains

[14:54] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Casey and Bro

[14:54] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: it's Shingeki.

[14:54] <Jingles_THE> >.>

[14:54] <Jingles_THE> D:

We know, Mikayla. >.>

[14:54] <Jingles_THE> XD

[14:54] <Moogega> (

[14:55] <Jingles_THE> :P

[14:55] <Jingles_THE> :O

[14:55] <Alexander_Hudson> A: *watches*

[14:55] <Moogega> (#Shingeki

[14:55] <Host_KimK_Stewar> So, Casey and Bro...

[14:55] <Casey|Lacey> C: What's the challenge?

[14:55] <Host_KimK_Stewar> The challenge is to hit the other person! First captain to hit the other won wins! GO!

[14:55] * Casey|Lacey hits Bro

[14:55] * Moogega rams into Kim

[14:55] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Team Tokyoan wins immunity!

[14:55] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: Aww, man

[14:56] <Clover> Well that was fair indeed

[14:56] <Casey|Lacey> C: See? I'm a great captain.

[14:56] <Casey|Lacey> L: Yeah, whatever ..>

[14:56] <Casey|Lacey> >.>*

[14:56] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: It's okay, bro. You did your best.

[14:56] <Moogega> Moo

[14:56] <Jingles_THE> NO YOU'RE NOT BECAUSE I--! *Stabbed*

[14:57] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Also

[14:57] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Tokyoan, decide which member of Bropan gets immunity from the vote

[14:57] <Casey|Lacey> C: How about...The.

[14:57] <Host_KimK_Stewar> ok

[14:57] <Jingles_THE> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE TEAMS ARE BECAUSE YOLO AND I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION! *Stabbed*

[14:58] <Jingles_THE> THE: I GET IMMUNITY? Like whatever.

[14:58] <Host_KimK_Stewar> The, Bro, Kim, Stewart, Brendan

[14:58] <Host_KimK_Stewar> send me your votes

[14:58] <Host_KimK_Stewar> but you can't vote for THE

[14:58] <Jingles_THE> THE: :D

[14:58] <Host_KimK_Stewar> (QUICK BRB BROWNIES)

[14:59] *** Yes-Man has quit (Quit: Page closed)

[14:59] <Host_KimK_Stewar> ====eLIMINATION cEREMONY

[15:00] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Bro, need your vote.

[15:00] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Alright, let me announce the votes.

[15:00] <Mikayla_Brendan> M: I hope everyone could be safe!

[15:00] <Host_KimK_Stewar> 1st vote... Stewart

[15:01] <Host_KimK_Stewar> 2nd vote... Bro

[15:01] <Host_KimK_Stewar> 3rd vote... Stewart

[15:01] <Host_KimK_Stewar> 4th vote... The? I told you not to vote for THE!

[15:01] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Sorry

[15:01] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Just hate her guts. >.>

[15:01] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Fifth vote, and first person voted out of SolarVivor: Japan...

[15:01] <Host_KimK_Stewar> STEWART!

[15:01] <Mikayla_Brendan> B: Oh, sorry, Stewart!

[15:01] <Host_KimK_Stewar> *remembers everything and shakes host's shoulders*

[15:01] <Host_KimK_Stewar> I REMEMBER NOW

[15:01] <CeroSombrero_Bro> Bro: See ya, bro! Good luck, dude!

[15:01] <Host_KimK_Stewar> I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY

[15:01] <Host_KimK_Stewar> I HATE YOU ALL

[15:02] <Host_KimK_Stewar> *runs off into the sunset*

[15:02] <Jingles_THE> THE: THE NAME HAS TO BE IN CAPITALS BECAUSE YOLO! >.>

[15:02] <Host_KimK_Stewar> Who will go home next?

[15:02] <Host_KimK_Stewar> ====END EPISODE