"Elephants aren't in Australia!"

Last season on SolarVivor: Hawaii!

[14:18]  We watched a bunch of bafoons, especially Shanaynay, compete for the grand prize of one million dollars.

[14:18]  There were ugly relationships, profanity, love triangles and huge conflicts!

[14:18]  But in the end... our final 3 was Shanaynay, Candice and Captain America, with Candice being our first ever winner!

[14:19]  This season,

[14:19]  we're at an all new location, with danger every corner.

[14:19]  So buckle up, mates, and throw some shrimp on the barbie... for...

[14:19]  SolarVivor: Australia! The amazing second season, blokes!

[14:19]  Kicking off our cast, we have eight new contestants...

[14:20]  Meet... Steve!

[14:20] * Host_Staci_Zeke bus door opens, revealing him

[14:20]  Steve? Off mining again?

[14:20] * Host_Staci_Zeke Izzy exits the bus

[14:20]  *building a house*

[14:20]  Izzy is here too. *facepalm*

[14:21]  Oh, Steve, there you are. *rolls eyes*

[14:21]  *jumps excitedly*

[14:21] * Host_Staci_Zeke Kevin exits

[14:21]  This is Kevin, dudes.

[14:21]  I hate my life.

[14:21] <Host_Staci_Zeke> We hate you too!

[14:21] * Host_Staci_Zeke Staci exits

[14:21] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Staci...!

[14:22] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Yah, my great great grandfather invented the car!

[14:22] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Before him everybody use to like ride horses everywhere, and always got poop in your garage!

[14:22] <Host_Staci_Zeke> So sad!

[14:22] <Host_Staci_Zeke> No one cares.

[14:22] * Host_Staci_Zeke Cody exits the bus

[14:22] <Host_Staci_Zeke> *sigh* Cody

[14:22] <Izzy_Dawn> Izzy: *cartwheels*

[14:23] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: Hey guys! *Starts walking and his pants fall down then he laughs*

[14:23] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Belts were invented by my-

[14:23] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Shut it, Staci.

[14:23] * Host_Staci_Zeke Dawn exits the bus

[14:23] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: *Picks his pants up, then drops them again on purpose*

[14:23] <Host_Staci_Zeke> This  is... Dawn!

[14:23] <Steve_> *gives Cody iron pants*

[14:23] <Host_Staci_Zeke> (why steve why xD)

[14:24] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Alright, Dawn must be too busy meditating to care. call the cops!

[14:24] * Host_Staci_Zeke Goldfish exits the bus

[14:24] <Izzy_Dawn> Dawn: Host, your aura is exceptionally black today. What's up with you?

[14:24] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Uh... hey dude.

[14:24] <Kevin-> Cody. Do you need a belt or something or do you actually enjoy this?

[14:24] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Excuse me? Go back to the forest.

[14:24] <Yes-Man> He's having his period! *to dawn*

[14:24] <Yes-Man> Dawn*

[14:24] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: Thanks dude! *Puts them on, then they fall down because he wants everyone to laugh, but then he realizes what he does is annoying and goes into a life-long depression*

[14:24] <Izzy_Dawn> Dawn: *continues meditating*

[14:24] <Cody_Goldfish> KIDDING

[14:24] <Cody_Goldfish> HEHE

[14:24] <Host_Staci_Zeke> ok

[14:24] <Host_Staci_Zeke> :p

[14:25] * Host_Staci_Zeke Zeke

[14:25] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Meet-

[14:25] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Yo yo yo

[14:25] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Zeke is in the house!

[14:25] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Uh...

[14:25] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Desert, eh!

[14:25] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Why is he competing?

[14:25] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Is that everyone? All 8 of you?

[14:25] <Yes-Man> Ok, we are going to be dividing the tribes, but you will get a say in it!

[14:25] <Yes-Man> Wanna know how this will go down?

Actually, I have an idea for that!

[14:26] <Cody_Goldfish> Goldfish: BLUB!

[14:26] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Yes Man, go scrub the toilets!

[14:26] <Yes-Man> I do too!

[14:26] <Yes-Man> Yes sir!

[14:26] <Cody_Goldfish> Goldfish: Blub, blub, blub.

[14:26] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Here is our first challenge of the season...

[14:26] <Host_Staci_Zeke> I will go

[14:26] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:26] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:26] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:26] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:26] <Yes-Man> *goes to scrub the toilets*

[14:26] <Host_Staci_Zeke> And say at letter, and whatever letter it is, you must write a word starting with it corresponding to something Australian or desert-y

[14:26] <Kevin-> Meh.

[14:26] <Host_Staci_Zeke> You all get it? Also, this is going to be something you want to win! First two... can choose your tribes.

[14:26] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Ready?

[14:26] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Set?

[14:26] <Host_Staci_Zeke> GO!

[14:26] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:26] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:26] <Cody_Goldfish> Goldfish: Blub

[14:26] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:26] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:27] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:27] <Host_Staci_Zeke> C

[14:27] <Steve_> Catus

[14:27] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Catus?

[14:27] <Cody_Goldfish> Goldfish: Blub.

[14:27] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: Cactus!

[14:27] <Host_Staci_Zeke> One point for Cody! First to three wins!

[14:27] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:27] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:27] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:27] <Izzy_Dawn> Can we wait

[14:27] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:27] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:27] <Host_Staci_Zeke> What's wrong?

[14:27] <Kevin-> Cossie

[14:27] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: Yeah, that's right ;adies!

[14:27] <Cody_Goldfish> * ladies

[14:27] <Izzy_Dawn> I have to do something real quick

[14:27] <Host_Staci_Zeke> kk

[14:27] <Host_Staci_Zeke> I need a quick drink anyway

[14:28] <Host_Staci_Zeke> (pause camp for like a few minutes)

[14:28] <Izzy_Dawn> (thank you)

[14:28] <Yes-Man> We'll be right back after these messages!

[14:29] *** Steve____ has joined #SolarVivor

[14:29] <Izzy_Dawn> (back)

[14:29] <Izzy_Dawn> Is their two steves?

[14:29] <Yes-Man> One has to be an imposter

[14:29] <Host_Staci_Zeke> The first Steve lagged out

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke> It's happened before

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke> (you ready?)

[14:30] <Steve____> (Yep)

[14:30] *** Host_Staci_Zeke sets mode -o on Steve_

[14:30] *** Host_Staci_Zeke sets mode +b on Steve_!*@*

[14:30] *** Steve_ has been kicked by Host_Staci_Zeke (Steve_)

[14:30] <Izzy_Dawn> Can you explain again

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Alright, let me explain.

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke> I'll go

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke> ..

.

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke> And say a letter

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke> and you have to say a word starting with that letter

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke> which

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke> relates to Australia in some way, or deserty

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Cody is on one point!

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:30] <Host_Staci_Zeke> D!

[14:30] <Kevin-> Desert

[14:30] <Izzy_Dawn> Drank

[14:30] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: DESERT!

[14:31] <Cody_Goldfish> Goldfish: Blub.

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke> One point for Kevin

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke> One all for cody and kevin

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:31] <Izzy_Dawn> Izzy: *cartwheels*

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke> B!

[14:31] <Izzy_Dawn> Izzy: Beach

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke> point for Izzy!

[14:31] <Cody_Goldfish> Goldfish: BLUB!

[14:31] <Yes-Man> Izzy scores a point!

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke> 1 all for Izzy, Kevin and Cody!

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke> G

[14:31] <Izzy_Dawn> Izzy: Gertle

[14:31] <Host_Staci_Zeke> define gertle

[14:31] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: Garter!

[14:31] <Izzy_Dawn> Izzy: Glass

[14:31] <Izzy_Dawn> Dawn: Gator

[14:32] <Yes-Man> Dawn scores a point!

[14:32] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: GWEN!

[14:32] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Shut up Cody!

[14:32] <Host_Staci_Zeke> 1 point Dawn, Izzy, Kevin and Cody!

[14:32] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:32] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:32] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:32] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:32] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:32] <Host_Staci_Zeke> K!

[14:32] <Kevin-> Koala

[14:32] <Izzy_Dawn> Dawn: Kangaroo

[14:32] <Host_Staci_Zeke> 2 points Kevin!

[14:32] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:32] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: KATER!

[14:32] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:32] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:32] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

E!

[14:32] <Izzy_Dawn> Dawn: Elephant

[14:32] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: ELEPHANT!

[14:32] <Kevin-> Euro

[14:32] <Kevin-> Or wait

[14:32] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Are you idiots?

[14:32] <Kevin-> I got my geography wrong. Meh.

[14:33] <Host_Staci_Zeke> There are no Elephants in Australia!

[14:33] <Steve____> Eqypt!

[14:33] <Yes-Man> Elephants don't live in Australia lol

[14:33] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:33] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:33] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:33] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:33] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:33] <Izzy_Dawn> Izzy: Oops

[14:33] <Kevin-> Environment?

[14:33] <Host_Staci_Zeke> um

[14:33] <Host_Staci_Zeke> J

[14:33] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: Ears!~

[14:33] <Izzy_Dawn> Dawn: Jars

[14:33] <Yes-Man> That's not specifi enough

[14:33] <Yes-Man> @Kevin

[14:33] <Yes-Man> specific*

[14:33] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Alright.

[14:33] <Izzy_Dawn> Izzy: Jack as in Kanagroo Jack

[14:33] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:33] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:33] <Kevin-> Whatever.

[14:33] <Host_Staci_Zeke> I guesss

[14:33] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Izzy gets that point

[14:33] <Host_Staci_Zeke> But no more answers like that xD

[14:34] <Host_Staci_Zeke> 2 points Izzy and Kevin, 1 point Dawn and Cody

[14:34] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:34] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:34] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:34] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:34] <Host_Staci_Zeke>.

[14:34] <Host_Staci_Zeke> S

[14:34] <Yes-Man> I'll do the next letter

[14:34] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: SAND!

[14:34] <Izzy_Dawn> Izzy: Sun

[14:34] <Host_Staci_Zeke> You do the one after it

[14:34] <Kevin-> Sunsummer7

[14:34] <Yes-Man> Ok

[14:34] <Host_Staci_Zeke> 2 points Cody, Izzy and Kevin, 1 Dawn! First two to three wins!

[14:34] <Yes-Man>.

[14:34] <Yes-Man>.

[14:34] <Yes-Man>.

[14:34] <Yes-Man>.

[14:34] <Yes-Man>.

[14:34] <Yes-Man>.

[14:34] <Yes-Man> W

[14:34] <Kevin-> Wallaby

[14:34] <Izzy_Dawn> Dawn: Water

[14:34] <Kevin-> I think

[14:34] <Yes-Man> Kevin scores!

[14:34] <Kevin-> Er-wait

[14:34] <Kevin-> Meh

[14:34] <Yes-Man> Kevin is the first winner!

[14:34] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Kevin is our first tribe leader!

YesMan, care to do another letter?

[14:35] <Yes-Man> Ok

[14:35] <Yes-Man> Let me think first

[14:35] <Yes-Man> I got it

[14:35] <Yes-Man>.

[14:35] <Yes-Man>.

[14:35] <Yes-Man>.

[14:35] <Yes-Man>.

[14:35] <Yes-Man>.

[14:35] <Yes-Man>.

[14:35] <Yes-Man> O

[14:35] <Izzy_Dawn> Izzy: Oasis

[14:35] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: OCTOPUS!

[14:35] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Oranges, eh?

[14:35] <Host_Staci_Zeke> POINT

[14:35] <Host_Staci_Zeke> TO

[14:35] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: ORANGE?

[14:35] <Yes-Man> Neither really apply

[14:35] <Host_Staci_Zeke> IZZY!

[14:35] <Yes-Man> Oh nvm

[14:35] <Host_Staci_Zeke> It was, close but it works!

[14:35] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: O man!

[14:35] <Host_Staci_Zeke> You guys need to pick your teams schoolyard style

[14:35] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Kevin goes first

[14:36] <Kevin-> Alright. So I go now or what? <.<

[14:36] <Yes-Man> Yeah

[14:36] <Yes-Man> Pick someone

[14:36] <Kevin-> Dawn.

[14:36] <Yes-Man> Ok, Dawn is on Kevin's team.

[14:36] <Yes-Man> Your turn Izzy

[14:36] <Izzy_Dawn> Goldfishy!

[14:36] <Yes-Man> Goldfishy is on Izzy's team.

[14:36] <Yes-Man> Kevin, you pick again

[14:37] <Kevin-> Zeke. Least annoying of everyone left. <.<

[14:37] <Yes-Man> Zeke is on Kevin's team

[14:37] <Yes-Man> Izzy picks now

[14:37] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Thanks dog!

[14:37] <Cody_Goldfish> Goldfish: Blub.

[14:37] <Kevin-> Meh.

[14:37] <Yes-Man> I said Izzy picks.

[14:37] <Izzy_Dawn> Izzy: Cody

[14:37] <Yes-Man> Cody is on Izzy's team.

[14:37] <Yes-Man> Kevin, who do you pick now?

[14:37] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: COME ON, THERE WE GO! *Starts cheering, but his pants fall down*

[14:37] <Kevin-> Steve.

[14:37] <Kevin-> I guess.

[14:38] <Yes-Man> Steve is on Kevin's team,

[14:38] <Steve____> *gives Kevin cake*

[14:38] <Yes-Man> Izzy, you get the last person.

[14:38] <Izzy_Dawn> Staci

[14:38] <Yes-Man> Ok then

[14:38] <Kevin-> *throws the cake away* Cakeless. <.<

[14:38] <Yes-Man> The two teams have been formed.

[14:38] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Alright, Team Captains!

[14:38] <Cody_Goldfish> Goldfish: Blub.

[14:38] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Think of a name for your teams!

[14:38] <Cody_Goldfish> AGlfish: Blub.

[14:38] <Cody_Goldfish> * Goldfish

[14:38] <Yes-Man> Kevin, Zeke, Dawn and Steve vs. Izzy, Goldfish, Cody and Staci

[14:39] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Gonna pick, dudes?

[14:39] <Cody_Goldfish> Goldfish: Blub.

[14:39] <Kevin-> Team Nookies

Because why not

[14:39] <Izzy_Dawn> The Blubbers!

[14:39] <Kevin-> I don't really care. <.<

[14:40] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Ok! Quick part 2 to decide

[14:40] <Yes-Man> Nookies vs. Blubbers it is then!

[14:40] <Host_Staci_Zeke> which team gets immunity!

[14:40] <Cody_Goldfish> Golfish: Blllluuuuuuuuuub.

[14:40] <Steve____> *gasps*

[14:40] <Host_Staci_Zeke> You guys can pick either Box 1 or Box 2. One has immunity. Work as a team to decide which box you chose

[14:40] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Go!

[14:40] <Izzy_Dawn> Izzy: 1

[14:40] <Cody_Goldfish> Goldfish: Blub.

[14:40] <Izzy_Dawn> Izzy: *cartwheels*

[14:40] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Izzy, is that your team's final answer?

[14:40] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: ONE! BECAUSE CODY IS AMAZING! *Pants fall dowm*

[14:40] <Kevin-> We'll take 2 then. *Sighs*

[14:40] <Izzy_Dawn> Yes

[14:40] <Host_Staci_Zeke> The Nookies win immunity!

[14:40] <Yes-Man> Ok, the winner is.....................NOOKIES

[14:41] <Yes-Man> But there is a twist!

[14:41] <Cody_Goldfish> Goldfish: Blub?

[14:41] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Bubblers, you'll be voting someone out tonight, but, allow Yes-Man to announce something!

[14:41] <Yes-Man> Nookies, assign individual immunity to one member of the Blubs!

[14:41] <Host_Staci_Zeke> I think izzy should get it.

[14:41] <Host_Staci_Zeke> She is team captain, eh.

[14:41] <Izzy_Dawn> Dawn: I say Izzy, she's team captain.

[14:41] <Kevin-> Izzy. Because Dawn and Zeke say so and it doesn't matter to me.

[14:41] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: BUT CODY IS--! *Pants fall down*

[14:41] <Yes-Man> Izzy it is then!

[14:41] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Captains were invented by my- *silenced by her team*

[14:42] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Alright.

[14:42] <Yes-Man> Izzy is immune and cannot be voted out!

[14:42] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Bubblers

[14:42] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Pm me your vote!

[14:42] <Yes-Man> The rest of you are vulnerable

[14:42] <Host_Staci_Zeke> You can't vote for Izzy, but Staci, Cody and Goldfish are fair game!

[14:43] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Guys? Hello? I need your votes!

[14:43] <Host_Staci_Zeke> If you can't pm on here, then send them to me on the Camp Wiki Chat!

[14:45] *** Steve____ has quit (Ping timeout: 272 seconds)

[14:45] <Host_Staci_Zeke> ====Elimination Ceremony

[14:45] <Host_Staci_Zeke> The votes are in.

[14:45] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Cody, Goldfish, Staci, one of you is going home tonight.

[14:45] <Host_Staci_Zeke> 1st vote... Cody

[14:45] <Host_Staci_Zeke> 2nd vote... Staci

[14:45] <Host_Staci_Zeke> That's one vote Staci, one vote Cody.

[14:46] <Host_Staci_Zeke> 3rd vote... Staci.

[14:46] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Two votes Staci, one Cody.

[14:46] <Host_Staci_Zeke> The first person voted out of SolarVivor: Australia is...

[14:46] <Host_Staci_Zeke> It's a tie!

[14:46] <Yes-Man> I have a tiebreaker planned!

[14:46] <Host_Staci_Zeke> What is it?

[14:46] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Seriously?

[14:46] <Yes-Man> Whoever can answer this trivia question first is safe!

[14:46] <Host_Staci_Zeke> My father invented trivia!

[14:46] <Host_Staci_Zeke> *wrong font

[14:47] <Yes-Man> Cody, Staci, name the capital of Australia!

[14:47] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Canberra!

[14:47] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Duh!

[14:47] <Yes-Man> Staci is safe!

[14:47] <Host_Staci_Zeke> My great aunt Gilda founded it!

Cody.

[14:47] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: Huh?

[14:47] <Host_Staci_Zeke> You are the first camper eliminated from SolarVivor: Australia.

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[14:47] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Pack your bags, and go home!

[14:48] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Who will gohome next?

[14:48] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: I HAVE A SECRET IMMUNITY IDOL! WHICH MEANS I'M SAFE!

[14:48] <Host_Staci_Zeke> What thrilling challenges will this game have in store?

[14:48] <Host_Staci_Zeke> *throws Cody away*

[14:48] <Host_Staci_Zeke> Find out...

[14:48] <Host_Staci_Zeke> on..

[14:48] <Cody_Goldfish> Cody: HEY!

[14:48] <Host_Staci_Zeke> SolarVivor: Australia!